"two girlz and them hitz"ep

available until 20th of January, 2004

 Over two hours of fun with fainting and hell-o! Two girls from Brazil, a powerbook loaded with lloop! and pro-tools software and an old intel box running DOS trackers, a whole bucketfull of top of the pops hits and the most obscure italian experimentalists to mangle and patch back!!!

Just before you unleash your download frenzy, read some biographical notes by the new gorgeous glitch-bootleg divas duo, and discover the women behind the nickname!

a message from fainting and hell-o!
Clarissa	Janet
Hello! My name is Clarissa Ator Jennès. To celebrate my 16th birthday one of my richest uncles (I've got many of them, but they are all poor, mostly) gifted me with a Powerbook. I was deeply into heavy metal and rave dancing back then, so the only thing I did with the new computer was browsing the internet for heavy metal websites and news about illegal raves held in my hometown, which is Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Shortly after that i started my new job as a fashion model, which luckily made me rich enough to travel all around the world and meet a lot of funny people. In the december of the year 2001 I was in London for some fashion work for a international magazine, and with my newly-made english boyfriend for that weekend we went to a club where the DJ spinned a lot of bootlegs and bastard tracks. It was like a thunder hit me!!!! And now i knew what to do with my powerbook !!!! I started learning how to do dance music with the computer, it took a little months but then I was ready for it. By browsing the Internet I could meet a lot of people music and interesting comunities on-line. Also I met Janet at a Monsters of Rock and we got alongside brilliantly and i teached the computer music to her !	Hi, this is Janet Monteiro writing. Adriano asked us both a text to introduce us to the World Wide Web, and here it goes.  I'm 21, and friend with Clarissa since we both were 19 and met at a heavy metal festival. She had just started making music with her computer and sometimes she let me borrow her Powerbook to do stuff.  I did half of the tracks as Clarissa but we have the ideas together, and equalized all along, so this is really a work of collaboration women.  I don't have a internet at home because my windows 3.1 personal computer makes blue screen when the remote access is launched, so please write to our friends online if you want to say hello, or say better, hell-o!!!!! Thanks the listening we will make other songs soon. Bye bye and come visit in Brazil !!!
Since we get bored to do the same things always, we thought of using some of our online friends music, that is experimental music and not dance friendly at all, to mix with some pop successs to see what will come out. Our friends liked the funny tracks and Adriano told me that he will make mp3 of them and we write a texts to introducing us to the world. Hope all of you downloaders them like them a lot.  The name we use "Fainting and hell-o!" comes from a movie of brazilian experimental cinema maker Joao Triesbe Gurùrròa that was Clarissa boyfriend once upon a time. Since Vogue put Clarissa on the cover earlier this 2003 year, she had a lot of e-mails coming, she's always travelling and can't chek e-mail box very often, so she had to resize the e-mail box to receive only work e-mails. If you want to write her and tell us you liked the tracks or perhaps you release a cd with other songs we have in the Powerbook and personal computer, please contact our online italian friends, and because they will forward us the text you write the next time we will be chatroom with them !!!! Thanks to you all and lot of kisses... This is a picture of us at a beach party this summer !!!! Janet on the left, Clarissa on the right, having a wild time!!!

        Silly glass empires - Sparkle in Grey vs. Alec Empire & El-p vs. Fhievel

        Post-moltitude voices - (etre) vs. Nobukazu Takemura vs. Tori Amos vs. Janis Joplin

        We love Roipnol - Punck vs Prodigy vs Logoplasm

        My hidden sublevel - Punck vs. Bjork vs. Michael Jackson

          My psycho wrong survivor - Wolkspurz & Ramirez vs. Destiny's Child vs. Bitter

          Norman, i don't praise you - Fhievel vs. Fatboy Slim vs. aal

          I can't live without her asshole - Never Known vs. (etre) vs. Radiohead

       Private Monologues in High Harbour (for Briac Rao) - (etre) vs. Dire Straits feat. Conan & Lana
 

       Le kick in da selva's house - Fabio Selvafiorita vs. Almamegretta vs. Musical Youth

       Unterwelt glass dub - Logoplasm vs. Renegade Soundwave vs. Fhievel

       Reincarnation of the Eternal Chaos Star - Logoplasm vs. Santana vs. Spiral

       Exposing sigurthead - Luca Sigurtà vs. Kraftwerk vs. Aphex Twin vs. Andy Fairley

       The orange Side of Afternoon - Aal vs. Pink Floyd vs. Minimal Man

       Black on Black - Amon vs. Isaac Hayes & Friend (feat. Diamanda Galas)

          Let's smoke it's christmas - (etre) vs. Gene Autry vs. Ustmamò

          She was staring at her reflection - Logoplasm vs. Suzanne Vega vs. Frankie Hi-Nrg Mc

          Climate matter - Hue vs. Harry Manx vs. Logoplasm vs. Afeman vs. Humanity

           Da sparkling caravan - Sparkle in a Void  vs.The Housemartins  vs.Trio
                                                                                           (guest starring: Katerine, Alison & The Funky Brothers)

           Turn out the lights in 7:40 - Punck vs. Nelly Furtado vs. Squarepusher

           Stan in Milan - Afeman vs. Eminem

           Heaven Memorial - Fhievel vs. Charles Hayward vs. Belinda Carlisle vs. The Beach Boys

           Rolling in my Grey Tigra - (etre) vs. Vanilla Ice

           Life sailing on and on - Luca Sigurtà vs. Erykah Badhu

           Storming a chapel of ghouls - Fabio Selvafiorita vs. Logoplasm vs. Kreator vs. Morbid Angel
                                                                                                                                    (guest starring: Kathy Acker)